What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
Booker T. Jones is dead
Booker T. Jones, born on November 12, 1944 in Memphis, was an American musician and songwriter, best known as a member of Booker T. & the M.G.'s. He died on May 21, 2013 at the age of 68.
The news has left the world shocked and saddened.