Brad Pitt's obituary
Brad Pitt anticipated obituary ("anticipated" means that he is not dead).
What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
Brad Pitt
1963 - 2013
Brad Pitt is dead
Brad Pitt, born on December 18, 1963 in Shawnee, was an American actor and producer. He died on May 22, 2013 at the age of 49.
Friends and family are mourning the loss of a loved one.
Brad Pitt has been married to Jennifer Aniston and was romantically involved with Angelina Jolie, Gwyneth Paltrow, Robin Givens, Jill Schoelen and Juliette Lewis.