What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
1942 - 2013
Brian Wilson is dead
Brian Wilson, born on June 20, 1942 in Inglewood, was an American singer, songwriter and musician, best known as a member of the Beach Boys. He died on May 23, 2013 at the age of 70.
Tributes have poured in from across the world.