Chuck Norris's obituary

Chuck Norris anticipated obituary ("anticipated" means that he is not dead).

What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.

Chuck Norris

1940 - 2013

Chuck Norris is dead

Chuck Norris, born on March 10, 1940 in Ryan, was an American actor. He died on May 21, 2013 at the age of 73.

Friends and family are mourning the loss of a loved one.