What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
Jacques Chirac is dead
Jacques Chirac, born on November 29, 1932 in Paris, was a French political figure. He died on May 26, 2013 at the age of 80.
The news has left the world shocked and saddened.
Jacques Chirac has been married to Bernadette Chirac.