Mark Knopfler's obituary
Mark Knopfler anticipated obituary ("anticipated" means that he is not dead).
What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
Mark Knopfler
1949 - 2013
Mark Knopfler is dead
Mark Knopfler, born on August 12, 1949 in Glasgow, was a Scottish guitarist, singer and songwriter, best known as a member of Dire Straits. He died on June 19, 2013 at the age of 63.
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