What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
1941 - 2013
Ronald Isley is dead
Ronald Isley, born on March 21, 1941 in Cincinnati, was an American singer, best known as a member of the Isley Brothers. He died on December 8, 2013 at the age of 72.
The news has left the world shocked and saddened.