What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
Valéry Giscard d'Estaing is dead
Valéry Giscard d'Estaing, born on February 2, 1926 in Coblence, was a French political figure. He died on May 21, 2013 at the age of 87.
The news has left the world shocked and saddened.