What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
Anthony Kiedis is dead
Anthony Kiedis, born on November 1, 1962 in Lowell, was an American singer, best known as a member of Red Hot Chili Peppers. He died on May 26, 2013 at the age of 50.
Tributes have poured in from across the world.