What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
Art Garfunkel is dead
Art Garfunkel, born on November 5, 1941 in Forest Hills, was an American singer and songwriter, best known as a member of Simon & Garfunkel. He died on May 19, 2013 at the age of 71.
Friends and family are mourning the loss of a loved one.