Dan Auerbach's obituary
Dan Auerbach anticipated obituary ("anticipated" means that he is not dead).
What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
Dan Auerbach
1979 - 2013
Dan Auerbach is dead
Dan Auerbach, born on May 14, 1979 in Akron, was an American guitarist and singer, best known as a member of the Black Keys. He died on June 21, 2013 at the age of 34.
The news has left the world shocked and saddened.