What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
Dan Aykroyd is dead
Dan Aykroyd, born on July 1, 1952 in Ottawa, was a Canadian actor, screenwriter and producer, best known as a member of the Blues Brothers. He died on December 10, 2013 at the age of 61.
Tributes have poured in from across the world.