Grandmaster Flash's obituary
Grandmaster Flash anticipated obituary ("anticipated" means that he is not dead).
What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
Grandmaster Flash
1958 - 2013
Grandmaster Flash is dead
Grandmaster Flash, born on January 1, 1958 in Bridgetown, was an American musician, best known as a member of Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five. He died on May 23, 2013 at the age of 55.
Friends and family are mourning the loss of a loved one.