What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
Jack Nicholson is dead
Jack Nicholson, born on April 22, 1937 in New York., was an American actor. He died on December 14, 2013 at the age of 76.
The news has left the world shocked and saddened.
Jack Nicholson was romantically involved with Janice Dickinson.