Kirk Douglas's obituary
Kirk Douglas anticipated obituary ("anticipated" means that he is not dead).
What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
Kirk Douglas
1916 - 2013
Kirk Douglas is dead
Kirk Douglas, born on December 9, 1916 in Amsterdam, was an American actor. He died on May 22, 2013 at the age of 96.
Friends and family are mourning the loss of a loved one.
Kirk Douglas is the father of Michael Douglas.