What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
1979 - 2013
Pete Doherty is dead
Pete Doherty, born on March 12, 1979 in Hexham, was a British singer and songwriter, best known as a member of the Libertines. He died on May 25, 2013 at the age of 34.
Tributes have poured in from across the world.