Roger Waters's obituary
Roger Waters anticipated obituary ("anticipated" means that he is not dead).
What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
Roger Waters
1943 - 2013
Roger Waters is dead
Roger Waters, born on September 6, 1943 in Great Bookham, was a British musician, best known as a member of Pink Floyd. He died on May 20, 2013 at the age of 69.
The news has left the world shocked and saddened.