What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
Sly Stone is dead
Sly Stone, born on March 15, 1943 in Denton, was an American musician, singer and composer, best known as a member of Sly and the Family Stone. He died on May 19, 2013 at the age of 70.
Tributes have poured in from across the world.