Woody Allen's obituary
Woody Allen anticipated obituary ("anticipated" means that he is not dead).
What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
Woody Allen
1935 - 2013
Woody Allen is dead
Woody Allen, born on December 1, 1935 in New York, was an American director, screenwriter, actor, comedian and musician. He died on June 20, 2013 at the age of 77.
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Woody Allen is the father of Ronan Farrow. He has been married to Louise Lasser and was romantically involved with Mia Farrow, Diane Keaton and Stacey Nelkin.