Cher's obituary
Cher anticipated obituary ("anticipated" means that she is not dead).
What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to her.
Cher
1946 - 2013
Cher is dead
Cher, born on May 20, 1946 in El Centro, was an American actress and singer. She died on May 24, 2013 at the age of 67.
The news has left the world shocked and saddened.
Cher has been married to Gregg Allman and Sonny Bono and was romantically involved with Eric Clapton, Tom Cruise, Warren Beatty, Ray Liotta, Richie Sambora, Gene Simmons, David Geffen, Val Kilmer, Les Dudek and Mark Hudson.