John Mayer's obituary
John Mayer anticipated obituary ("anticipated" means that he is not dead).
What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
John Mayer
1977 - 2013
John Mayer is dead
John Mayer, born on October 16, 1977 in Bridgeport, was an American singer and guitarist. He died on May 20, 2013 at the age of 35.
The news has left the world shocked and saddened.
John Mayer was romantically involved with Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift and Minka Kelly.