Keith Richards's obituary
Keith Richards anticipated obituary ("anticipated" means that he is not dead).
What follows is not a real news article; nothing (that we know) happened to him.
Keith Richards
1943 - 2013
Keith Richards is dead
Keith Richards, born on December 18, 1943 in Dartford, was a British guitarist and singer, best known as a member of the Rolling Stones. He died on June 20, 2013 at the age of 69.
The news has left the world shocked and saddened.